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Motivational Poster - Twilight by edgefan-talon Motivational Poster - Twilight by edgefan-talon
Edit: I got a better camera and took a better picture. Yes, it is MY picture of MY books. No copyright infringement here. I did use a Motivational Poster-maker site, though, here: [link]

I'm going to make this a poster and keep it right above my writing desk.

So I had this epiphany. I actually liked Twilight the first time through, but I've never understood WHY that is, being as the series is one of the worst pieces of work I've read in a while. But my epiphany came to me the other day: I hate the plot, I hate the writing style, I hate the... everything, but I like the characters. It explains why I like Twilight but cannot seem to get through it a second time.

Stephanie Meyer could have done so much better. A few cheap writing classes here and there and she could have had me hooked all around. When you have that many characters, you need to do something with them, not just have them there. They need a purpose, something to do to justify their existance. If you took out say, Esme or Emmett, the plot would have continued, nothing would have changed. (Emmett's my favorite character, though!!) Even Rosalie would not have been missed, and they could have learned to fight from someone other than Jasper.

And do NOT get me started on the 546 vampires that show up at the end of Breaking Dawn. W.T.F?

All right, I'm done. Sorry.

Twilight Series © Stephanie Meyer
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:iconrebelspecter7:
Rebelspecter7 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2018
Thank you!
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ScribbleTheFox Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Not as if the writer actually put really hard work in this, probably a few years since its four full paged books with around 500 pages per book and had to think about the whole story line, character development and work their ass of till midnight BUT accomplished it to turn into a movie...

Haha fuck you Stephanie Meyer, with your Twillight books!

 
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TanukiKlaw Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
That's true.
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ShadowSageIngEmpress Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
I read the first Twilight book just to see how bad it really was.


Never. Again.
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slshaw81 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2016
This just made my day! 😂
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SeveralShadesOfRed Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha that's funny
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:icondr-reyes:
Dr-reyes Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015
WHY DO U HAVE THE BOOKS IF u hATE TWILIGHT DANM
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:iconedgefan-talon:
edgefan-talon Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Student Writer
Because I had to read the books to find out if I hated them or not. Danm.
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:iconcrypto456:
crypto456 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
BURN BABY BURN
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:iconimdabatman:
ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow. That actually makes me feel a lot better about my own writing dreams. Thanks.
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:iconkrysnha:
Krysnha Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
Very funny
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:iconkpopingfan127:
KpopingFan127 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
You're right! If shit like that and 50 shades of gray were published, anybody's shit can!
I can publish my own shit as well!
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:iconedgefan-talon:
edgefan-talon Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Student Writer
Yes, you can! Good luck!
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:iconkayley03:
kayley03 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
why do u have the books if you hate twilight?????????
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:iconedgefan-talon:
edgefan-talon Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Student Writer
Because I had to read them before I could decide I hated them.
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:iconkayley03:
kayley03 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I never thought about that........
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:iconkrisslyssa:
Krisslyssa Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I want to be an author or a artist or cartoonist or something along those lines and this is what my mom always tells me to give me motivation. :)
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nightmarezodiacstar Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Xemnas: Here's our wonderful english class!
Saix: *bashing zexion's head on whiteboard* TWILIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE!!!!
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xxRiddleFanxx Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
SO. FREAKING. TRUE. :D
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:icondeamonator:
DEAMONATOR Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dont forget 50 shades of gray in it with necrophilia and bestiality rolled in this book of crap.
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WaterEnchanter Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Student General Artist
LOL! I may buy one of your posters  even though i still like this. Have you seen any of those 'twilight vs. hunger games' posters?
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:iconedgefan-talon:
edgefan-talon Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Student Writer
I have not. How are they?
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:iconwaterenchanter:
WaterEnchanter Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student General Artist
Interesting... :D
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:iconsenna369:
Senna369 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I WILL BECOME A SUCCESFUL WRITER
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:iconedgefan-talon:
edgefan-talon Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Student Writer
YOU CAN DO IT!!
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Senna369 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is also an acting motivation. KIRSTEN STEWART HAD AROUND 13 YEARS OF ACTING SCHOOL AND LOOK WHERE THAT LEAD!
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DolphinSilverwolf Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
On the bright side, at least Lautner found work outside of this travesty...so he might not have a ruined career.
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AgCNO Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013
Beauitful.
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OneColoredLily Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I've thought about stuff like this before since I'm an aspiring writer (and I hate the way that sounds reading that but I have now other way to put it). If crap like Twilight and Fifty Shades of Gray--a fricken Twilight fanfiction with the names altered just for it to sell--can get published, why can't I! 
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CharlestheComicArtis Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
shit hes right
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Zeyata Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Motivational and derogatory at the same time...priceless. xD
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xXthe-Soul-songXx Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
love this!!!!
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ellencore Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
I feel so inspired now. Awesome.
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tmmawesome Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Now I know. That whenever I don't feel like my book is good...
It's not, but it can DARN WELL GET PUBLISHED! XD
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BlackDRAGONrider97 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Student General Artist
but it inspired one of the most pornografic books of our generation... 50shades of Gray.
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voidaslan Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Your picture, in all honesty, was, in part, what inspired me to write/have the confidence to share my work with the world. So, unintentionally, all those misguided tweens did good by me. Thank you for your poster, and thank you Stephanie Meyer?
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:iconedgefan-talon:
edgefan-talon Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Writer
Wow, that's awesome! I'm so glad you found your confidence!
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Faraxx33 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
that poster probably inspired "Fifty Shades of Grey"
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:iconedgefan-talon:
edgefan-talon Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Student Writer
Well, shit. If it did, I apologize.
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PurpleLuverForever Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's okay, Even worse Shit got Published.

Now that's confidence.
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:iconlexiejay:
lexiejay Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Thank you, your shit just gave me hope for my shit.
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cherryjjv Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
If this was a shirt, I'd wear it way too often.
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SailorCardKnight Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
I'm VERY tempted to print this out, and stick it on my wall somewhere. I'm in the process of working on my own novel, and knowing this *points to poster* is part of the motivation thats kept me going.

Don't worry, unlike Meyer, I actually know how to write and put together an actual plot. In fact, its already complete, just needs editing and polish...something that Meyer should learn to do.
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SundaeSurprise Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
don't worry, no matter how bad ur story is (not saying it is, but just in case) I can always reassure you that it will be a better love story than Twilight.
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SailorCardKnight Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Understandable. Afteral, theres alot of people out there on the net who boast how good their work is yet once they publish it, its actually trash or just mediocre. However, i'm quite confident this will go over well as I've gotten alot of good feedback from the friends and family i've shared it with.

...and yes, the romance subplots really are a better love story than Twilight. The funniest part? I suck at writing romance (which is why its a subplot). Lol!
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:iconedgefan-talon:
edgefan-talon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Writer
Oooh good luck!!
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