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Motivational Poster - Twilight by ~edgefan-talon:iconedgefan-talon:

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I'm going to make this a poster and keep it right above my writing desk.

So I had this epiphany. I am actually a Twilight fangirl, but I've never understood WHY that is, being as the series is one of the worst pieces of work I've read in a while. But my epiphany came to me the other day: I hate the plot, I hate the writing style, I hate the... everything, but I like the characters. It explains why I like Twilight but cannot seem to get through it a second time.

Stephanie Meyer could have done so much better. A few cheap writing classes here and there and she could have had me hooked all around. When you have that many characters, you need to do something with them, not just have them there. They need a purpose, something to do to justify their existance. If you took out say, Esme or Emmett, the plot would have continued, nothing would have changed. (Emmett's my favorite character, though!!) Even Rosalie would not have been missed, and they could have learned to fight from someone other than Jasper.

And do NOT get me started on the 546 vampires that show up at the end of Breaking Dawn. W.T.F?

All right, I'm done. Sorry.

Twilight Series © Stephanie Meyer

EDIT: I uploaded a higher resolution for those who have requested such.

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Mood: Love *Lord-Dream-Stalker Feb 11, 2009, 9:51:44 AM
Yeah. I gotta go along with you on that. I think the reason I can't get myself to pick Twilight up to finish it is because I know the end, and Amanda's told me most of the rest.
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~ParanoidMetroid Feb 11, 2009, 10:19:02 AM
Thank you. You saved me from getting a major headache trying to figure it out myself.

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~aom192 Feb 11, 2009, 12:33:49 PM
I love the characters and the plot (in the 1st and 2nd) but Meyer tells us that Edward is 'cold' or 'hard' one more time i will scream!!
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~edgefan-talon Feb 11, 2009, 2:39:48 PM
Yeah, she could... at least use a thesaurus or something, lol.

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~akatsukimember10 Feb 11, 2009, 2:39:57 PM
"And do NOT get me started on the 546 vampires that show up at the end of Breaking Dawn. W.T.F?"
i agree.

i cant go through those books twice.
to think, the author wouldn't of been able to finish the series without adding a new character! (Nessie)

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~edgefan-talon Feb 11, 2009, 2:42:36 PM
Nessie was just the last step in making Bella an all-around Mary Sue. She is complete now.

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~Talon

EDGE -- Nothing melts me into a giggly, quivering puddle of fangirl goo faster.

Full and Lovely Cosplay: [link]
"No exclusions -- Just cosplay."
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~edgefan-talon Feb 11, 2009, 2:43:05 PM
Lol, I know. It's not really my... style, I suppose. It is baffling.

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~Talon

EDGE -- Nothing melts me into a giggly, quivering puddle of fangirl goo faster.

Full and Lovely Cosplay: [link]
"No exclusions -- Just cosplay."
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~edgefan-talon Feb 11, 2009, 2:43:50 PM
I keep trying to skip ahead to all the Emmett scenes and then I realize that there really isn't any and I get depressed, lol.

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~Talon

EDGE -- Nothing melts me into a giggly, quivering puddle of fangirl goo faster.

Full and Lovely Cosplay: [link]
"No exclusions -- Just cosplay."
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~RottenMeat Feb 11, 2009, 2:44:58 PM
She needs to be able to turn into a unicorn

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~RottenMeat Feb 11, 2009, 2:45:42 PM
You know a better book?

My Immortal.

[link]

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